Robocop vs. Terminator
Sure, Robocop vs. Terminator sounds cool, that is till you read it. It always seemed to me that the Terminator would be faster, stronger, and more ruthless than Robocop. But Frank Miller had a different idea, and that idea had Robocop’s human consciousness (Alex Murphy) wait for decades hiding deep within Skynet to take it down. I know it’s sounded like sh*t, and it pretty much was, much like Frank Millers Robocop film.
Apocalypse vs. Dracula
Yes, Dracula has been around the Marvel Universe for a long time, and he’s a powerful character. But did anyone think he could best the oldest, most power mutant ever? All I knew was that I had to find out, when I read this fun and brutal book. The problem comes when the obviously more powerful character is “weakened” which tends to happen quite a bit in these kind of match ups. But in the end Apocalypse puts a beat down on Dracula’s undead ass.
Avengers vs. Godzilla
This crossover comes to us from that wacky time in comics called the 1970’s, when all black superhero’s had to talk jive. And Godzilla roamed the Marvel Universe for a short period of time in which he had a bit of a scuffle with the Avengers. Godzilla easily can kick the crap out of the Wasp, YellowJacket, Vision, and yes even the frequently drunk Iron Man himself. But there was one who he could not get past, the blond bomber Thor, the god of thunder. Who KO’ed Godzilla with his mighty hammer sending the big guy packing! Oh wait scratch that, Wasp and YellowJacket flew into Godzilla’s ear knocking him off balance, LAME.
Superman vs. Aliens
This was the start of what became an avalanche of DC crossovers with Aliens and Predator. And it was kicked off by mullet sporting Superman facing off against those nasty Aliens. Your first thought might be “Hey they can’t hurt Superman where’s the drama”? You would normally be right, but as I said before when you have this type of match up the stronger opponent is “weakened” somehow. Thus we find ourselves in this kind of predicament with Superman and his super mullet. Yet somehow right in the nix of time Superman gets his powers back and saves the day from the big bad Xenomorphs. Somehow it just seemed a little too convenient hmm………
Archie Meets the Punisher
Obviously the biggest monster on this list is that red headed freak Archie. He stands there with his creepy smile, weird freckles, and his metal retarded friend Jug Head. It gets my blood boiling just talking about it, he has to be stopped! The perfect man for the job is Frank Castle aka The Punisher, to take care of him. What’s that? That’s not what the comics about? Well f**k that! I’m not goanna read this sh*t then!
