Each year, on October 31st, the nefarious spirits of Pirates and Ninjas rise from their graves to wage their eternal war. Each side seeks to woo a living maiden and take her back to Hell to rule as Queen of the Undead. Dead Pirate Captain Mad 'Jolly' McMadman and his crew clash with the dreaded Ninja Clan of the Thousand Cuts, led by Naga the Snake, the deadliest Dead Ninja alive! Witness as they vie (and murder) for the attentions of the fair Druscilla, the Waif Princess da Vinci. From midnight to midnight on the Day of Blood, no other mortal they encounter can be allowed to live! Lock up your daughters and throw away the keys!