Crushing Violence into Bloody Pulp!" Story and art by Pete Von Sholly. From Lovecraft, the Middle East, Jason, Freddy, modern CG fests, "classic" sci-fi monsters, to dinosaurs and Home Groan creatures like Former John's cannibal kin, Sergeanstein is a laugh riot throughout. The Sarge is a defectively-brained loose cannon whose monsters train and toil to take care of US, their incompetent cousins.